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Glen Rae

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Member Since : Oct, 2018
# of jokes posted : 17
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 29.00
$6.00 won 6 votes

As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off.

After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon.

The parishioner quickly responded, “Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it.”

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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A grandpa, who was turning 72, and his granddaughter, who was turning 7, had their birthdays on the same day.

The granddaughter told her grandpa that he was a lot older then her. Being older and wiser he said “No, we are the same age.”

She said, “But grandpa, I am only seven. What number are you?”

He replied, “Yes you are, and I am only seven too!”

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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I was so bored the other day that I just started memorizing pages of the dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$6.00 won 1 votes

My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

1 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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