My husband's expanding waistline was a sore subject, but I could no longer ignore it, especially since he's still young and handsome.
"Honey," I said, using a seductive voice, "If you lose 20 pounds, I promise to dance for you."
Using his sarcastic voice, he shot back, "Lose ten pounds and I'll watch."
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