A friend of mine always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean...
The guy is a legend!
Me: Could you pass me the Washington Shire sauce?
Her: The what?
Me: The Westminster Shore sauce.
Her: Are you feeling alright?
Me: The Warcaster Shiner sauce... you know the one I mean!
The good thing about having a husband who never listens is being able to say: "I already told you that."
Whether you did or not, he'll never know the difference.