A friend of mine always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean...

The guy is a legend!

If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days...

It will be a sadder day.

Suzy: "Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?"

Mom: "I just wanted to watch a movie."

Research shows that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog.

So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.