work jokes

Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.

"What are you doing these days?"

"PhD."

"Wow! You're a doctor!"

"No, Pizza Home Delivery."

Do the people at the Arizona Iced Tea Company take coffee breaks?

What do you call a funny janitor?

A comodian!

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done...

Doing the job WRONG fourteen times, gives you job security.