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I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.”

He said, “You have a wee cough?”

I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early, I'm going to be a father!"

"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off!"

When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk, "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"I dunno, I'll tell you in 9 months."

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.

My boss asked, "What companies?"

I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |