Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
If I won the lottery, I wouldn't quit my job...
I'd just sit there doing nothing and see how long it took them to fire me.
After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.
She felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioner.
Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually...
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.