Customer: Look here, butcher, you are giving me a big piece of bone. With meat as expensive as it is, I don't want all that bone.
Butcher: I'm not giving it to you, mister, you're paying for it.
The first five days after the weekend are definitely the hardest!
Yesterday was "Take Your Daughters and Sons to Work Day"...
Which basically means today is "Stay Late At Work To Catch Up On All The Things You Couldn't Get Done Because Your Kid Was Bothering You In The Office Day"!
Tarzan comes home pooped and sits on the couch.
"Rough day?" asks his wife Jane.
He takes a deep breath and then replies, “It's a jungle out there!”