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I got fired from my restaurant job.

Every time my boss told me to toss a salad, I did. Right in the dumpster.

His demands could have been expressed a little more clearly.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Around 3pm every afternoon, I think it's time to put an "OUT OF ORDER" sign on my forehead and call it a day.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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Man walks into the barbershop, sits down in the chair and the barber asks, "How do you want your haircut?"

The man says, " I would like the sideburns one high and one low, a few long hairs sticking out of the back and a few chunks on the side and top."

The barber looks puzzled and says, "I'm not sure I can do that."

The customer says, "Why not, you did it that way last time."

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posted by "pappy" |
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One day on his way to work, a man stopped at the cafeteria as it began to rain. Forgetting that he hadn't brought an umbrella, he reached for the nearest one when he got up to leave.

"That's my umbrella," a woman immediately scolded. Abashed at his mistake, he left and walked to his office. He was drenched by the time he arrived. Once there, he discovered three umbrellas that he had left in the office over the months, and he decided to bring them home at the end of the day.

That afternoon he ran into the same woman who had confronted him earlier. She looked at the umbrellas, then at him, and tartly remarked, "You did real well for yourself today, didn't you?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |