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A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.

"How long do you want them?" asked the salesman.

"Oh," said the customer, "I was rather hoping to keep them."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes.

The woman asked, “Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?”

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posted by "Mounika" |
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During college, I worked on a conveyer belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.

"I work at the end of a belt," I said.

With an ebullient smile, she asked, "Are you the buckle?"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Mr. Frobisher always scheduled the weekly staff meeting for four-thirty on Friday afternoons.

When one of the employees finally got up the nerve to ask why, he explained.

"I will tell you why. I've learned that's the only time of the week when none of you wants to argue with me."

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posted by "wadejagz" |