I use to work in a calendar factory.
The management fired me after 1 day.
All I did was take one day off.
At work, one co-worker says to another, "Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?"
"Of course, what is it?"
"Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you."
Interviewer: So what do you have planned for the future?
Interviewer: No, I mean long term.
Me: Oh... Dinner.
Although desperate to find work, I passed on a job I found on an employment website. It was for a wastewater plant operator.
Among the job requirements: "Must be able to swim."