work jokes

After years in the work force, someone finally concluded that an employer is someone who’s late when you’re early and early when you’re late.

A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be
testing the speaker system to make sure it will work
properly in case of emergency."

All our confidence in this safety precaution faded when the
voice added: "If you are unable to hear this announcement,
please contact us."

A man was sitting at an interview, in his new suit, looking his very best.

As he put his hands down to make a point, he and his interviewer noticed the price tag was still attached to the sleeve.

"Well," the man said, "at least I can take the suit back if I don't get the job."

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History".