work jokes

Category: "Work Jokes"
3 votes

Interviewer: Your asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience.

Interviewee: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I don't know what I'm doing.

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
3 votes

Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.

Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.

Boss - What time will you get here?

Me - Monday.

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

Upon receiving her manuscript with a rejection letter back from a major publishing company, the author sent a letter to the editor.

"Sir," she began, "you sent back a story of mine. I know that you did not read the story, for as a test I pasted together pages 18,19,20 and 21. My story came back with these pages still stuck together. I know you are a fraud and turned down the manuscript without reading them."

The editor replied: "Madam, at breakfast when I open an egg I don't have to eat the whole egg to discover it is bad."

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

At a first date:

He: “I work with animals every day.”

She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”

He: “I’m a butcher."

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |