work jokes

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$6.00 won 5 votes

I got fired from my job as a taxi driver...

It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "raza" |
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I walked out of my job at the Helium factory last week...

I didn't like the way they spoke to me.

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posted by "DoctorP" |
2 votes

Here’s some advice... At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent!

Unless the job is a statistician!

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posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |
$8.00 won 3 votes
 

Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: "Danger! Do Not Touch!"

Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed. When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves, and then he carefully opened the box.

Inside were 25 signs that read: Danger! Do Not Touch!

3 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "HENNE" |