work jokes

Category: "Work Jokes"
4 votes

How do you fire woodworkers?
Tell them they’re finished.

How do you fire watch repair people?
Tell them their time is up.

How do you fire teachers?
Tell them they’re dismissed.

How do you fire authors?
Tell them it’s The End.

How do you fire lumberjacks?
Give them the ax.

How do you fire garbage collectors?
Tell them they’re canned.

How do you fire gift-wrappers?
Tell them the job is all wrapped up.

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
0 votes

Another man and I share a locker at work. Noticing that it needed a new combination lock, my partner said he would pick one up on his way to work the next day. It occurred to me later that I might not see him in the morning. How would I find out the combination?

I needn't have worried.

When I arrived at work I found that he had used the locker before me and had left a note reading: "To find the first number subtract 142 from your high score the last time we went bowling. The second number is 16 less than that. To find the third number subtract 1.87 from the amount you owe me."

0 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes
PhD
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Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.

"What are you doing these days?"

"PhD."

"Wow! You're a doctor!"

"No, Pizza Home Delivery."

2 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

Do the people at the Arizona Iced Tea Company take coffee breaks?

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |