What is your resolution going to be for the new year?

Still on 1080p?

Or upgraded to 4k already?

I took Buzz Lightyear Christmas shopping with me.

We went to Bed, Bath & Beyond!

An emergency call: "Come quick, my friend was bitten by a wolf!"

Operator: "Where?"

Caller: "No, a regular one!"

Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle.