When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.
It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral.
Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.
It's the best thing for a hot dog.
There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently.
The government is still looking for the hacker.
I think they ran some where.