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I am innocent

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Member Since : Aug, 2021
# of jokes posted : 130
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 335.00
$50.00 won 5 votes

I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps."

When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps."

I was right. I was playing the B-side.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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$50.00 won 4 votes

My favorite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather...

Until my mother took the urn from me.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
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$50.00 won 3 votes

A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.

The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”

The man says, “I’m probably too honest.”

The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”

The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
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$25.00 won 4 votes

A bishop, a judge, and a conductor were discussing their careers and got into an argument about which of them was the greatest.

The judge said, "When I step into the courtroom, everyone stands to pay me respect."

The bishop said, "They stand? I have people kneel before me and kiss my ring."

To which the conductor replied, "Ha! I got you both beat. When I step on the podium people look down, cover their eyes, and say 'Oh my God!'"

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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