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I am innocent

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Member Since : Aug, 2021
# of jokes posted : 175
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 489.00
$50.00 won 5 votes

I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps."

When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps."

I was right. I was playing the B-side.

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I lost three fingers on my right hand, so l asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it.

The doctor said, "Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it."

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A witch was flying her broom along when she noticed that all the other witches were flying on vacuum cleaners.

She thought, "Am I the only one still driving a stick?"

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My favorite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather...

Until my mother took the urn from me.

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