I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said, "What’s your name?"
“Pole.”
"Your parents named you pole?“
"Yes.”
So I kept calling him Pole. At the end of the day another co-worker asked me, “Why are you calling him that?" So I explained why.
My co-worker just looked at me... "He’s from England. His name is Paul!
My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet."
I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant.
For almost a year we've been having this discussion.
ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.
How do you start a fairy tale in the modern era?
"If elected, I promise..."