relationship jokes

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A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats, plus airfares, accommodations, etc. But he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church in New York City at 5pm. Her name's Louise. She will be the one in the white dress.

Thanks for your help!

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posted by "Katyman123" |
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Two girlfriends were chatting with each other.

"I only date guys with a flat-top. You know, the kind of crew cut in which the hair is cropped in a flat plane across the top."

"Why only those types of guys?"

"They're level headed."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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While out for dinner with my girlfriend, she started one of those "let's be honest with each other" conversations women are good at.

"I want us to be totally honest with each other," she said. "I really wish you would change."

"No problem!" I replied. "How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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posted by "Tomaso" |