Behind every angry woman stands...
Stands a clueless man...
Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!
Two skeletons were discussing their girlfriends.
"I think Bonnie is cheating on me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I don't know. I just feel it in my bones."
My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married... I didn't want him to.
I was sharing with a friend my opinion that women should come with instructions.
She replied, "Why? It's not like men read the instructions anyway."