relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)

Hush-A-Bye Buddy
In our guest room,
It's been three weeks now
Are you leaving us soon?

We'll all miss your snoring
And carrying on,
But please won't you go back
To Boca Raton?

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Know a sure way to bug your wife or girlfriend?

When they ask you that loaded question, "How do I look?", just say, "With your eyes."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.

“Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s that mad at me.”

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posted by "stee" |