Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
What is the difference between man and pig?
A pig can never be a man.
I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...
Now they are starting to find me attractive...
A friend of mine was telling me that his girlfriend asked him if he would like to spend the weekend watching football games, eating chicken wings, and drinking beer.
This excited my friend because he thought he had found the perfect mate, so he responded with a "YES!" with great enthusiasm.
The girlfriend responded, "Perfect, because I am breaking up with you."