relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it off with a very attractive, single man. It was a relief since my mother and I always laughed at the fact that the men I was drawn to were inevitably married.

So, optimistic about my chances, I asked my new friend what he did for a living.

He replied, “I’m a priest.”

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |
1 votes

I asked a friend of mine by phone what he was doing. He told me he couldn't talk because he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel while under a dangerously constrained environment."

I was impressed. Until the following day when I learned that meant he was "washing dishes with hot water under his upset wife's supervision."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
3 votes

I have a way with women...

As soon as I open my mouth, they go a-way!

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posted by "Marty" |
2 votes

New Restroom signs:

Men to the LEFT!

Ladies to the RIGHT! (Easier to remember since they are always RIGHT!)

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posted by "barber7796" |