relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
$7.00 won 3 votes

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool, nobody can take your place.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning last week's Powerball lottery.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "HENNE" |
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Item in the "Cyclops Dating for Dummies" book: Never date a cyclops much shorter than you.

Why?

You'll never see eye to eye on anything.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
1 votes

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied, "That would be my husband's check book."

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posted by "Jay Ar" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

Behind every great man is a woman... rolling her eyes at him.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |