relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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While out for dinner with my girlfriend, she started one of those "let's be honest with each other" conversations women are good at.

"I want us to be totally honest with each other," she said. "I really wish you would change."

"No problem!" I replied. "How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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MAN CLASSES: Day One Schedule

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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Ms. Frayed-end and Mr. Knot were having an argument about their relationship.
Ms. Frayed-end: "Why don't you ever call me anymore?"

Mr. Knot: "That goes both ways. You never call me either!"

Ms. Frayed-end: "We're not supposed to do the calling. You are!"

Mr. Knot: "Sez who? This is ridiculous. You get me so mad I'm fit to be tied!"
Ms. Frayed-end: "Oh yeah? Well I'm at the end of my rope!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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When Mr. Ed retired from television, he got a job as a telephone psychic. Mary was having relationship problems, called in, and got advice from the old stallion.

Arriving home, she confronted her husband, accusing him of having an affair.

"Where in the world did you get that idea?" he asked.

"I got it from the horse's mouth!"

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |