relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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Know a sure way to bug your wife or girlfriend?

When they ask you that loaded question, "How do I look?", just say, "With your eyes."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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“That’s a nice plant,” said a woman at the florist’s shop, pointing to the flower I was buying.

“Yeah, my wife and I had an argument,” I admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but I don’t think she’s that mad at me.”

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posted by "stee" |
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While volunteering in a soup kitchen, I hit it off with a very attractive, single man. It was a relief since my mother and I always laughed at the fact that the men I was drawn to were inevitably married.

So, optimistic about my chances, I asked my new friend what he did for a living.

He replied, “I’m a priest.”

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |
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I asked a friend of mine by phone what he was doing. He told me he couldn't talk because he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel while under a dangerously constrained environment."

I was impressed. Until the following day when I learned that meant he was "washing dishes with hot water under his upset wife's supervision."

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posted by "wadejagz" |