Floyd had taken his girlfriend on their third date and she had spoken to a nice-looking man at the next table.
"Is that man a friend of yours?" ask Floyd.
"Yes," she replied.
"Then I think I'll ask him to join us."
"Oh Floyd, this is so sudden!"
"What's so sudden?"
"Why he's our minister."
He was a bit shy, and after she had thrown her arms around him and kissed him for bringing her a bouquet of flowers, he arose and started to leave.
"I'm sorry I offended you," she said.
"Oh, no, I'm not offended," he replied. "I'm going for more flowers."
Sweetheart to her boyfriend: "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?"
Sweetheart: "Do you think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?"
Sweetheart: "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
Sweetheart: "Oh you say the most beautiful things!"