relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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My boyfriend and I were taking his 19-year-old niece to a weekend festival. When we arrived at her house to pick her up, she appeared in tasteful but very short shorts, and a tank top with spaghetti straps. A debate began immediately about appropriate dress. I took the girl’s side, recalling that when we began dating, I dressed the same way.

“Yes,” said my boyfriend sternly, “and I said something about it, didn’t I?”

Everyone looked at me. “Yeah,” I replied. “You said, ‘What’s your phone number?'”

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...

Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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What do you call the significant other of a Bohemian chess player?

Czechmate!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Two magnets were having a conversation. "I went on a blind date yesterday"

"Oh really…how did it go?"

"Unfortunately, not so well."

"Why not?"

"There was no attraction."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |