relationship jokes

My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her.

Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.

Judy: Billy got fresh with me last night, so I slapped his face. But I was sorry just as soon as I did it.

Trudy: Because you care about him?

Judy: No, because he was chewing tobacco.

My ex's cooking was cold and bland.

Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it.

What do you call those who fully listen to both sides of an argument?

Neighbors.