relationship jokes

American psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent bars.

1) They don’t have a woman.

2) They have a woman.

Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.

Wife: I am coming with the broom.

Husband: It’s not urgent. You can come on foot.

Boyfriend: I will never lie to you, dear.

Girlfriend: How sweet!

Boyfriend: Now you tell me a lie.