relationship jokes

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Item in the "Cyclops Dating for Dummies" book: Never date a cyclops much shorter than you.

Why?

You'll never see eye to eye on anything.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

The woman replied, "That would be my husband's check book."

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posted by "Jay Ar" |
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Behind every great man is a woman... rolling her eyes at him.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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(Modified from Rock-A-Bye Baby)

Hush-A-Bye Buddy
In our guest room,
It's been three weeks now
Are you leaving us soon?

We'll all miss your snoring
And carrying on,
But please won't you go back
To Boca Raton?

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posted by "HENNE" |