relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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I was sharing with a friend my opinion that women should come with instructions.

She replied, "Why? It's not like men read the instructions anyway."

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posted by "shopin55" |
1 votes

"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong! First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait. And then he said that I was reeling in too soon."

"That doesn't sound nice or relaxing."

"All that might have been all right, but to make matters worse, I ended up catching the most fish."

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posted by "HENNE" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

My boyfriend and I were taking his 19-year-old niece to a weekend festival. When we arrived at her house to pick her up, she appeared in tasteful but very short shorts, and a tank top with spaghetti straps. A debate began immediately about appropriate dress. I took the girl’s side, recalling that when we began dating, I dressed the same way.

“Yes,” said my boyfriend sternly, “and I said something about it, didn’t I?”

Everyone looked at me. “Yeah,” I replied. “You said, ‘What’s your phone number?'”

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
2 votes

A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...

Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!

2 votes

posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |