relationship jokes

Category: "Relationship Jokes"
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A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...

Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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What do you call the significant other of a Bohemian chess player?

Czechmate!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Two magnets were having a conversation. "I went on a blind date yesterday"

"Oh really…how did it go?"

"Unfortunately, not so well."

"Why not?"

"There was no attraction."

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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To make sure I won't be late for work, my girlfriend calls me on the phone every morning to wake me up.

Wouldn't it be easier for her to just lean over, start shaking me, and yell, 'HEY! WAKE UP!'?

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |