"What's that you're reading?"
"A diary."
"What's in it?"
"I can't tell you that! A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair. It has important secret dreams and secret yearnings. It's private. It's not meant to be shared lightly with other people. Besides, this belongs to Mary."
Judy: Billy got fresh with me last night, so I slapped his face. But I was sorry just as soon as I did it.
Trudy: Because you care about him?
Judy: No, because he was chewing tobacco.
"Can you tell me one of the most popular use for cowhide?"
"Sure, it holds cows together."
"Kulua Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...
... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight!"