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Jerfie

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 17
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 51.00
$8.00 won 2 votes

The young bullfrog, full of himself, went off to find a wife. He met a cute female porcupine, and quickly fell in love with her.

He told his father about his love, and his father was appalled! "Why would you want to marry a porcupine," he asked, bewildered.

"Well," said the young frog, "the elephant wouldn't have me."

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Jerfie" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

Johnny, age 6, and his dad went for a drive. Upon returning home, Johnny's mom asked, "What did you see, today?"

Johnny replied, "3 idiots, 1 dumb fool, 4 morons, and 1 that Daddy said I should not tell you about."

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jerfie" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Pete: Someone just stole $125 worth of groceries from my Jeep!

Bob: Well, your Jeep has no top. What did you expect?

Pete: No, no, it wasn't that... I forgot to lock my glove box!

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Jerfie" |
$8.00 won 1 votes
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I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes...

I am raisin awareness!

1 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Jerfie" |