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How did the octopus defeat the shark?

He was well armed!

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Mamma Bird: "Are you feeling alright? What's wrong?"

Baby Bird: "I shouldn't have eaten that caterpillar sandwich before the interview. Now I have butterflies in my stomach."

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Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Because they can't afford new ones!

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School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.”

Mother sends a note back the following day, ”Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem."

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posted by "ayush" |