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$15.00 won 22 votes

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.

"My father grows beans," said one girl.

"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.

A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

22 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "mickey" |
$25.00 won 22 votes
 

Friend: "You shouldn't be gambling. One day you may win but you will lose the next day. The following day you may win again but the very next day you may lose."

Me: "Oh, I hear you! But don't worry, I will not be gambling daily... only on alternate days!"

22 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$8.00 won 22 votes

Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."

Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."

22 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Clown" |
$50.00 won 22 votes

Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds

Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour

Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call

Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls

22 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |