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$25.00 won 22 votes
 

Friend: "You shouldn't be gambling. One day you may win but you will lose the next day. The following day you may win again but the very next day you may lose."

Me: "Oh, I hear you! But don't worry, I will not be gambling daily... only on alternate days!"

22 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 22 votes

Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds

Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour

Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call

Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls

22 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$7.00 won 22 votes

Father: "Take a look at and learn something from your classmate Lucy. She got an A on the last exam."

Son: "Actually Dad, that's the reason I failed... I WAS looking at her."

22 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$9.00 won 22 votes
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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Book-Worms!!!

22 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |