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Her: What do you do?

Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

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posted by "RS" |
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A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese”. That doesn’t look quite right, so he tries two mongoose, and then two mongooses.

Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.”

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posted by "mickey" |
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I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone...

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in 'climate change'.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |