Best Jokes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."

Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a-low-ha?

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.