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A young boy was looking through some old family photos and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |
$25.00 won 8 votes

A friend of mine had resisted efforts to get him to run with our jogging group until his doctor told him he had to exercise. Soon thereafter, he reluctantly joined us for our 5:30 am jogs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

After a month of running, we decided that my friend might be hooked, especially when he said he had discovered what “runner’s euphoria” was.

“Runner’s euphoria,” he explained, “is what I feel at 5:30 am on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.”

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posted by "stee" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

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posted by "Kyoto" |
$50.00 won 8 votes

Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."

Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."

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posted by "Kyoto" |