Best Jokes

Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."

Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a-low-ha?

I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?

So I simply sat down and looked comfortable.

That did the trick.

What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.