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Doctor: "Would you have the money if I said you needed an operation?"

Patient: "Would you say I needed an operation if you thought I didn't have the money?"

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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A new electric car was introduced with a hatchback design that offered great utility.

Dealers were inundated with requests for an upgraded rear window defroster.

When asked why, the more common response was: "To keep our hands warm while pushing it."

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posted by "Jeffrey" |
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“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life...

Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”

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posted by "CorvetteRon" |
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Lunching with a friend in a fast-food restaurant, I was telling her about a teenager who had rear-ended my car. The teen blamed me for the accident.

"She even called me every dirty name in the book!" I said.

Just then I looked over to the next table where two nine-year-old boys had apparently been paying close attention to my story.

One said to the other, "There's a book?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |