Best Jokes

Just heard on the news that Uber is testing new driver-less cars...

Not sure where they are heading, but I am afraid they are gonna drive us crazy!

At the gym, a hole was found in the wall of the women's changing room....

Police are looking into it!

A couple go to a marriage counselor. The husband barely sits down before rattling off a long list of things his wife needs to improve on.

The counselor replied, "Wow, that's quite a long list. How about you ma'am, do you also have a long list of complaints?"

"Nope," she answered, "I only have one complaint."

"What might that be?"

"He lies!"