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Favorite this joke “How good are elephants at hiding in trees?”
“What do you mean? Elephants don't hide in trees.“
"Well, have you ever seen one?”
A Politician rang up the "self help" line and said "I'm fed up with my life and am going to kill myself"
The operator said "where are you". The politician said "I am on the train track under the bridge"
The operator said "please stay on the line"????
Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital?
It came out cordless!
Two children went into their parent's bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner.
"Whatever you do," cautioned one child to the younger one, "don't step on it!"
"Why not?" asked the sibling.
"Because every time mom does, she lets out an awful scream!"
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