Set your Wi-Fi password to 2444666668888888.
So when someone asks tell them it’s 12345678.
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
"What are you doing these days?"
"PhD."
"Wow! You're a doctor!"
"No, Pizza Home Delivery."
Why should you never put an eel in a toaster?
You will get an electric shock.
Why did the stop light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.