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Favorite this joke What's the difference between an elephant and spaghetti?
Elephants don't slip off the end of your fork.
An extremely vain sorceress zoomed into the local dollar store on her broom, fuming from head-to-toe. “Which one of you morons is responsible for putting my name on your product without my permission? I’m going to turn you into a toad!”
A shuddering young clerk bravely came forward— “I’m extremely sorry ma'am; I honestly thought Witch Hazel was an approved product.”
“You idiot,” screamed the hag. “I’m talking about the Barbie doll!”
I often wonder...
How things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns?
Might wake up early and go running tomorrow.
I also might win the lottery.
Odds are about the same.
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