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Favorite this joke Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
"What are you doing these days?"
"PhD."
"Wow! You're a doctor!"
"No, Pizza Home Delivery."
Why should you never put an eel in a toaster?
You will get an electric shock.
Why did the stop light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Little Johnny is visiting an art museum with his parents. When they enter the main room, he observes a sign reading, "ART OBJECTS."
Johnny then taps his father on the shoulder and asks, "If art objects, why is he letting everyone look at his paintings?"
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