A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.”
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk!”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
I made a playlist for hiking. it has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
There’s literally no way...
To know how many chameleons are in your house.