Billy: Though my Aunt is very dear to me the truth is, no one likes her homemade pudding except you Johnny. Tell me why you always get a double helping and also take the leftovers home?
Johnny: I use it to patch the cracks in my driveway; it lasts for years.
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to your devices and accesses all of your data.
The other is a hardware standard.
That some people cannot distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I can't put into words.
Your shadow is confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the last few feet thanks to you.