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Favorite this joke They announced that in Minnesota they found a mass grave of snowmen.
Turned out to be just a field of carrots.
Q; What are the first 3 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo
Q: What are the first 4 words the Giant said to Jack?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum
Q: What are the answers to both questions, combined?
A: Fee-Fye-Fo-Fee-Fye-Fo-Fum
Q: What do you have?
A: Mike Tyson's telephone number
A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, "Exactly."
Oh Lord, give me patience, and, and... AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW!
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