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Favorite this joke A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.
Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.
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DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
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The schoolteacher asked her class of young children to name one thing that was needed at their home.
“Jim?”
“A Nintendo Wii!”
“Very good, Jim. How about you, Ann?”
"A Super Barbie doll’s house,” said Ann.
“That sounds nice, Ann. Little Johnny?”
Little Johnny remained silent.
“Surely there must be something you can think of, Little Johnny?”
“No, nothing.”
“Really, Little Johnny? You do surprise me.”
“I know it’s true for a fact,” insisted Little Johnny. “Because last week my dad came home drunk, was sick all over the carpet, and my mom said it was the last thing we needed.”
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