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Favorite this joke The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.
"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he's not cheating on his exams."
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
A lot of people cry when they cut onions...
The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer, I could follow all the moves.
But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football since there were many seconds between plays.
But that caught up with me so I switched to baseball since there could be several minutes between plays.
But then I started going to sleep between the plays and lost whole innings.
What to do?
I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between drawing cards, the game is the same when I wake up.
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