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Favorite this joke A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.
"How long do you want them?" asked the salesman.
"Oh," said the customer, "I was rather hoping to keep them."
A frog, a duck, and a skunk went to the movies. The frog and duck were allowed to see it, but the skunk wasn't.
Why?
Because the frog had a greenback, the duck had a bill, but the skunk had only one scent.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Control Freak. Now you say, 'Control Freak who?'
Did you hear about the nearsighted snake who fell in love with a piece of rope?
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