Best Jokes

A cow and a pig are watching TV.

Pig: "Wanna watch something scary?"

Cow: "Okay by me."

So the pig changes channel to the Food Network.

A man went to the hardware store and asked for nails.

"How long do you want them?" asked the salesman.

"Oh," said the customer, "I was rather hoping to keep them."

A frog, a duck, and a skunk went to the movies. The frog and duck were allowed to see it, but the skunk wasn't.

Why?

Because the frog had a greenback, the duck had a bill, but the skunk had only one scent.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Control Freak. Now you say, 'Control Freak who?'