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Favorite this joke A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
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The young and not so bright new pilot was learning to fly a helicopter. After two hours of great flying, she crashed.
When asked by crash investigator what happened, she said, "I got cold so I turned off the fan."
A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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Don’t get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.
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