Best Jokes

If at first you don't succeed,sky-diving is not for you!

I think my smartphone is broken. I keep pressing the Home button, but I'm still working.

On a visit to Chicago, a woman was eager to visit a posh department store a few blocks from her hotel. Her husband agreeably hailed a cab. “The lady wants to go to Neiman Marcus,” he told the driver.
The cabby looked over his shoulder at them. “And the gentleman?” he asked. “Does he want to go to the bank?”

The economy is so bad, that even Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore!