Best Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh....

Sign in the widow of a Photography Studio:
We can Shoot Your Wife and Frame Your Mother-In-Law, If you want.
We can Hang Them Too.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

How many people can fit in a beach?

ThouSANDS and ThouSANDS...