Best Jokes

Q: Is Google male or female?

A: A female because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.

Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”.

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. “Your wife called, She wants her sign back!”

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.