Best Jokes

Superman blames technology for his slow response to high crime.

"Look around folks, there isn't a phone booth in sight."

(p + l)(a + n) = pa+pn+la+ln

We just foiled your plan!

What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?

Amazon Web Services.

Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts...

I believe he was a stalker.