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Definition of Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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The local hospital for the criminally insane has been trying to help the inmates adjust to society and also get exercise at the same time. So, they built a nice nature center with a nature trail around the grounds.

What did they name this nature trail?

What else, Psycho Path.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.

It was love at firs site.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |