Best Jokes

Definition of Eternity: The last two minutes of a football game.

The local hospital for the criminally insane has been trying to help the inmates adjust to society and also get exercise at the same time. So, they built a nice nature center with a nature trail around the grounds.

What did they name this nature trail?

What else, Psycho Path.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.

I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.

It was love at firs site.