Best Jokes

Q.: What's the difference between Germans who are computer illiterate and Germans who are computer whizzes?

A.: In Germany, computer illiterates say, "Guten Tag," whereas, computer whizzes say, "Guten Toggle."

How do you drive someone crazy?

You lock them in a round room and tell them to pee in the corner.

A young man walks up to a park bench where an elderly gentleman is quietly weeping asks if he is OK. The old guy says, "yes, I am great"! I am in love with a beautiful 25 year old model who adores me. She cooks all my meals and we make sweet love nearly everyday".

The young man asks, "So why are YOU crying"?

The old guy says, "I can't remember where I live...."

Two cows are standing in a field, one says to the other: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Are you worried?

The other cow replies: Not at all, good thing i am a helicopter