Best Jokes

"It's not about how tired you are, it's about how tired you're making everyone else."

- My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -

While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new desktop computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?"

A man was walking down the street stealing loads of garden gates...

No one said anything in case he took a fence!

Why was Cinderella so bad at sports?

Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!