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Why are cats such good bakers?

Because they make everything from scratch.

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posted by "greens52" |
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We're down to just one, the very last Blockbuster video store is in Bend, Oregon.

If you're ever in town, it's just down the street from the Fotomat.

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Wife to husband: “What do you want for dinner tonight?”

“Well, we could buy prepared crust and make our own pizza at home. Or we could go off our diets and get dinner from Dunkin. Or we could go to the Thai place.”

“The Thai place closed a long time ago.”

“So dough … or donut. There is no Thai.”

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posted by "merk" |
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Today my doctor told me that my DNA was backwards.

I said, “And?”

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |