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Favorite this joke It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Johnny asked them what they were for.
"People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by," his father told him.
"Wouldn't you know it," Johnny fumed, "the one Sunday I don't go and He shows up!"
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."
I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it.
Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE ZS
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
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